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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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