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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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