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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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