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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Coco eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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