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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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