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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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