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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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