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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Roxy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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