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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Izzy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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