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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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