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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Maya eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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