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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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