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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Charlie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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