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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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