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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Izzy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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