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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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