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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Peanut eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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