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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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