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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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