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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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