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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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