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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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