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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Poppy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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