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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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