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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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