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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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