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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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