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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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