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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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