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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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