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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Missy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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