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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Missy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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