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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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