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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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