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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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