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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Stella eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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