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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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