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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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