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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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