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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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