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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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