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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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