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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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