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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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