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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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