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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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