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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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