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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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