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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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