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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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