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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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