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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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