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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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