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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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