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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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