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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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