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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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