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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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